Tuesday, July 08, 2008

What a boring day...


Some of the inspiring facts

1) Man who run in front of car get tired.

2) Man who run behind car get exhausted.

3) Man with one chopstick go hungry.

4) Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

5) Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

6) War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

7) Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

8) Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

9) Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

10) Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

1 comment:

Ted said...

Very wise words...

Here's another one - Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.