Saturday, September 27, 2008

Pharmacist jokes


A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.

The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."

"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."

"Show me," said the interviewer.

So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.

The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."

"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!"

"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.

The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"
A front end clerk in a pharmacy has just been admonished by the owner for missing too many sales. "I'm sorry" the boss says "But one more missed sale and your fired"

The next customer that comes in has a terrible cough and asks the problem clerk for help. Unable to recall where the cough remedies are, the nervous clerk points to a bottle of Skilax and says "Here, buy this then go over to our cooler and take all of it with plenty of water".

The customer thanks him and obliges. Finishing his last glass of water, the customer exits the pharmacy. Once outside he stops, takes a few faltering steps, then hugs a telephone pole. The boss, having witnessed the entire scene, approaches the clerk and asks him what he recommended.

"Skilax," says the clerk hesitantly.
"Skilax !" yells the boss. "That won't help a cough!"
"Sure it does," says the clerk. "Look,.. he's afraid to cough."

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "You got any duck food?"
"No," says the pharmacist, "we don't sell duck food." The duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day and says, "You got any duck food?"
"No," says the pharmacist with a frown, "This is a pharmacy. We don't sell duck food." The duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day. "You got any duck food?"
"Look," screams the pharmacist. "This a pharmacy! We don't sell duck food! We sell medicine! If you come in here tomorrow and ask for duck food, I'm going to nail your little, yellow webbed feet to the floor!" The duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day. The pharmacist is bristling. The duck asks timidly, "You got any nails?"
"No," says the pharmacist. "This is a pharmacy! We do not sell nails!"
"Good! You got any duck food?" says the duck.

A Man goes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to remain professional, asked what he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."

The guy reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet and produces a photo of his ugly wife. The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

A pharmacist goes to a nursing home to review an elderly customer. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another.

By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty.

He says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."

"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back.Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

Monday, September 22, 2008

Wedding photos 1

Who will be the lucky heng tai

See the evil grin?

Yam Seng!!


More to come later....give me some time lar...

Sunday, September 21, 2008

My first wedding photography

I encountered few problems yesterday

1) I filled up my 4GB of SD memory card during the morning session, as i am taking RAW pictures only. 4GB can take up only around 300 pictures.
Solved: I called up my brother to bring me more SD cards.

2) My computer failed to detect my dvd drive thus i cant burn the video pictures on dvd to present during the wedding dinner.
Solved: I change it into mpg format and the groom borrow a notebook from friends.

3) I have to work in my pharmacy as well as photoshopping the photos.
Solved: My mother taking care of BB and my wife helping me in the shop.

4) My flash battery died during the night session.
Solved: The video man help me to flash the subjects.

4) I have rashes appearing on my armpit as i was all sweating and hot the whole day.
Not solved: Still pain, although it is not itchy. Should i post my armpit pictures here?haha

Ask the pharmacist
It is fun, i get to met a lots of people, and it i am not bored at all. This is life.
Pictures and video will be uploaded later.

Friday, September 19, 2008

My baby girl teach u how to cry

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BB: I wakes up, prepare to cry..

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This is how i cry, stretch my hand

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Open my mouth and cry as loud as I can!

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then i stop when my papa come (I can cry and stop immediately)..haha

Saturday, September 13, 2008

My first wedding assignment

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Date: 20/09/08
Time: 6.30am-11.00pm

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Highest Blood Pressure Ever Recorded in pharmalogik

What do u do if u have blood pressure like this?

Ask the pharmacist
1) If u r alone, i call ambulance for u..
2) If u r with your friends, ask them to send u to hospital immediately...
3) I wonder why he didnt control his BP, this is the first time i saw him in my place to check his BP..Hope he will be ok until he go hospital.
4) Pls remember only medicine can control your BP, not herbs, not supplement.
5) Anyone want to break this record?

Do it yourself CCTV

The things that we need:
1) Power socket
2) DVR card+ CD for program installation
3)Wires for power supply and video supply
4) Dome cameras
Bought all these from lelong.

Just plug in the card into computer, install the program, switch on the power supply, connect to the camera...that all.. Nowadays with internet, i almost buy anything i need through online since the stupid law does not allow pharmacist to leave the shop.

Finally, up and running...Total cost RM 520+ 2 hours cable fixing..Now i can view my pharmacy even i am outstation using internet...(another 2 camera coming in later) hahaha..

Thursday, September 04, 2008

How to have a six pack without exercise?

Later today pharmalogik will reveal the secret of having six pack. This time it is without any hard work, no dieting, no exercise, no medicine.That is what we always see in newspaper advertisement right? But we still need to pay the for the slimming treatment which will burn a hole in our pocket. That method also not 100% workable, and it often cost us plenty of time.

Here will be the secret. It going to cost u next to nothing. The best thing is everyone can do it. Now u can be proud when u go to beach. No more shyness to take off the shirt to show off your fabulous abs...

Ask the BB
The secret is take a marker pen and draw six rectangular on your big belly...
MUHAHAHA!!! Never believe wat the advertisement say...
If a slimming product claim so, throw it into the drain. I never seen a slimming products work without exercise.