Thursday, August 02, 2007

Got Domi, Rochi, Nospan, Cofdex, Codeine?

Got Domi, Rochi, Nospan, or Cofdex, Codeine? This is the question which i will encounter once a while in my pharmacy.

For those who didnt have a clue what is it...Domi stands for Dormicum (sleeping pills, cause hallucinations), Rochi is the company Roche who made the tablet Dormicum, Cofdex and Nospan contains dextromethophan (used for dry cough,but can cause hallucinations if taken in high doses)

Typical conversation
Customer: Give me 5 tablets of Noosepaaan
Pharmacist: Sorry, we dont keep Noosepaan.
Customer: But i bought it here before.
Pharmacist: Can u spell it out for me?
Customer: N-O-S-P-A-N
Pharmacist: Ooh...Nospan. We dont keep. May I know what are u taking it for?
Customer: My dry cough.
Pharmacist: May i recommend you some cough syrup?
Customer: I want tablet, easier to take.
Pharmacist: I see..We dont keep Nospan, but we have Copastin which is effective for dry cough.
Customer: No..I want Nospan.
Pharmacist: U mean u dont want something is more effective?

Customer: Haha...u know what i mean,...right? I always buy from pharmacy in town.
Pharmacist: Oohh...U want something that can make your head ...errr....spin?
Customer: Exactly.
Pharmacist: Ok...hold on. (Eyes look right..Look left) I go and take for u. Sure your head will spin after taking this. Guaranteed!!

Tada!!!....















NESTLE® TRIX® 175g“Your head will spin over the fruity taste”
A new creamy fruit flavour that kids love, in a healthy cereal that mums prefer.

Customer: What the f***? @@#$#$%$^%!!%$* (leaving pharmalogik)
Pharmacist: Hehe....

Ask the pharmacist!
1)How does Nestle Trix taste like? Maybe i would like to try some for breakfast. Dont tell anyone, this pharmacist is abusing drugs. Hahaha....
2)For those who are misusing the drugs, pls seek help from medical doctors.
3)For drug abuser, pls dont come to PharmaLogik as we do not keep any of these drugs here.
4)If anyone knows the pharmacy who sell drugs to addicts, pls contact your nearest police station. We highly condemn pharmacists who misuse their professionals right.

3 comments:

Ted said...

Waahahahah... Nestle Trix Feng Tao. Pharmalogik also sell cereal? Wah... Yes no keep nospan here too.

Sunshine said...

Really funny! I'm a fren of Ted. Find your blog really cool.=)

codeine said...

codeine causes more problems than it cures I was put on codeine every 4 hours in hospital for ibs, and it dried my mouth, gave me hallucinations, made me extremely sleepy, and irritable as well. It did slow down bowel activity and relieve pain, but the cost in side effects was definitely way too high.